Because I can’t do anything productive (again) and because lazybug bit me again, here I am posting another random nonsense. Let me share some of my words of wisdom to aspiring/amateur pro-crastinators out there. If you cannot will yourself to read, you can always try later.
(Disclaimer: If any of the following has already been said somewhere, it’s either a.) a weird coincidence that someone had the same thoughts as me; or b.) I have read it somewhere but I just couldn’t remember where or when or from whom. At any case, I don’t dare claim any of this. Procrastination, after all, is a universal thing. Wehe)
1. I am a daydreamer. That’s why I sleep during classes.
2. I am a very considerate student; I don’t snore when I sleep in class.
3. I am not procrastinating – I am just waiting for inspiration to hit me.
3.1 I am not procrastinating – I am just waiting for the right timing.
4. No one really died during deadlines.
5. Why do a thing later when you can do it… tomorrow?
6. Do you know that procrastination is very productive? I will tell you about it later.
7. I am post-modernist. I don’t follow the linear-structural-chronological way of things.
Seven lang. Weird number as usual. Now back to work, I mean, tomorrow’s work.
